Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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