it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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