Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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