Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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