You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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