I feel like I'm in dance class right now
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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