I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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