: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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