508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
