please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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