Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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