After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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