yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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