is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I checked into jail on foursquare
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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I need you to use more vowels.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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