Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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