He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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