Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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