chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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