dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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