"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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