belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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