He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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