that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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