Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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