I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Your cock deserves a montage
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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