Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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