weddingsv make me drug and hornr
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Everything about him screamed your future.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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