Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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