Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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