You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
