so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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