one might say we're banned from that church
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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