what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
