i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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