No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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