I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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