we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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