You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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