Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You made out with two different species that night
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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