Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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