just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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