I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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