Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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