Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Of course I have a pirate flag
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
i now understand why vodka
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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