Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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