why didn't you poke me back
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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