fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We were destined to go to rehab together
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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