i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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