We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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