Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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