Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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