Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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