what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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