He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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