did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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