I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
