glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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